Thursday, April 23, 2009

FAQ Pt 1

Below is a short list of random frequently asked questions (that I made up) about the band. Enjoy!


Where can I purchase your music?

We are in all the major digital music stores ie: iTunes, Amazon, Rhapsody, CDbaby etc...

Can I purchase more than one copy?

Of course! Unlike many other bands, we do not put any restrictions on how much money you would like to give us.

How old is each member of the band?

Do you believe in reincarnation? Nor do I, but if I did, I would say we are all old souls. Plus, Mikey likes to frequently bring up the fact he was previously a Persian princess that once existed around 11 A.D.

What's a typical rehearsal day like?

At first, we generally spend an hour or so smoking cigarettes and discussing how fabulous we are. Then we draw straws to decide who gets ridiculed relentlessly that night. The law of averages is really being stretched as I am sure to get the short straw every time. Later, if time allows, we'll play a game of dodge ball using the largest koi fish from the pond as the projectile.

Is James, Mikey, Bob, Dave, Marc etc... Single?

That question will be answered as soon as all the wives and girlfriends leave the room. *wink wink*...

What is James singing about in (insert song name here)?

All of Jame's songs are inspired by the writings contained in the "mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred's "Necronomican" - If you read between the lines of songs such as "Manners", "Blessing of the Curse", "Circles", and "Faith", you'll find that they are nothing more than incantations with the purpose of causing descents into madness. The songs summon The Great Old Ones - particularly Azathoth and Yog-Sothoth. What about Cthulhu, you ask? Well, we feel Cthulhu has just gotten way too commercialized and has really lost it's edge.

Are you based out of Ogden, Utah?

No, we are from Salt Lake city, but that is a reasonable mistake as we kind of do have that "Ogden" sound.








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