From the wires

Businesswire May 7 2009:


A minor bidding war erupted upon a recent news leak that Marc Hanson (Guitar player, Supersofar) is rumored to potentially rehearse with THV (Tommy Had A Vision). Both camps have been quiet about the rumors, but sources close to the bands said there have been ongoing negotiations. One anonymous source states, "Supersofar has been in talks with Marc, explaining they have done pretty well without him for the past several years, however, they have offered him an extra 15 minutes of exercise near the koi pond and a double stack* from the Wendy's dollar menu." To which an anonymous source from the Tommy camp countered, "we've been able to sweeten the deal with the use of a hot pink Les Paul copy and the promise of an abundant supply of 80s' rocker chicks with fishnet stockings and those little black boots that Marc loves so much."

A spokesman for Marc insists that his allegiences lie firmly with Supersofar adding, "there ain't nuthin wrong with getting a little raw dawg on the side. You know what I'm sayin? Plus, Tommy assures Marc that there will be no scheduling conflicts whatsoever." To which Bob (drummer/engineer/tinfoil hat wearer, Supersofar), speaking from an undisclosed underground facility somewhere in the west desert, replied "Yeah right... I've heard that before!"

*Upon release of this news. Sources say Marc is rumored to be holding out for some Arctic Circle yukon gold fries and small chocolate banana shake.